Wonderfully Described Definitions......?
Cigarette :
A Pinch Of Tobacco Rolled in Paper
With Fire At One End And A Fool At The Other !
Marriage :
It's An Agreement Wherein A Man Loses His Bachelor Degree And A Woman Gains Her Master
Lecture :
An Art Of Transmitting Information From The Notes Of The Lecturer To The Notes Of Students Without Passing Through The Minds Of Either
Conference :
The Confusion Of One Man Multiplied By The
Number Present
Compromise :
The Art Of Dividing A Cake in Such A Way That
Everybody Believes He Got The Biggest Piece
TEARS :
The Hydraulic Force By Which
Masculine Will Power is Defeated By Feminine Water-Power !
Conference Room :
A Place Where Everybody Talks,
Nobody Listens And Everybody Disagrees Later On
Ecstasy :
A Feeling When You Feel You Are Going To Feel
A Feeling You Have Never Felt Before
Classic :
A Book Which People Praise, But Never Read
Smile :
A curve That Can Set A Lot Of Things Straight !
Office :
A Place Where You Can Relax After Your Strenuous
Home Life
Yawn :
The Only Time When Some Married Men
Ever Get To Open Their Mouth
Experience :
The Name Men Give To Their
Mistakes
Diplomat :
A Person Who Tells You To Go To Hell in Such A Way That You Actually Look Forward To The Trip
Optimist :
A Person Who While Falling From EIFFEL TOWER Says in Midway
" SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET ! "
Miser :
A Person Who Lives Poor So That
He Can Die RICH !
Father :
A Banker Provided By Nature
BOSS :
Someone Who is Early When You Are Late
And Late When You Are Early
Politician :
One Who Shakes Your Hand Before Elections
And Your Confidence Later